You’ve probably seen the article on how eating three meals a day is racist. What isn’t these days?

Speaking about his departure from his Department of Justice position, Eric Holder said that young people should read The Autobiography of Malcolm X (who was murdered by blacks).

I read it as a college student. It is worth reading to see the change that took place in Malcolm. It might have been one of the reasons he was assassinated by blacks who were upset that he was no longer the angry black man and that white people should not be blamed for everything. Maybe it’s time that Eric Holder rereads it.

Of course, if  The Autobiography of Malcolm X is the only book young people read, we are in big trouble.

In the film version of the book, Malcolm is introduced to the racist version of color. The definition of “black,” as John Elton Bembry, a composite character who does not appear in the book, is always negative: “destitute of light, devoid of color, enveloped in darkness, utterly dismal or gloomy, soiled with dirt, foul, sullen, hostile, forbidding, outrageously wicked.”

White, on the other hand, is positive: “the color of pure snow, the opposite of black, free from spot or blemish, innocent, pure, without evil intent, harmless, square deal, honest.” Malcolm makes a connection: “This is written by White folks, right?” White is wrong, Black is right, just like the Nation of Islam teaches.

Coal and oil are black, and it’s liberals who believe they are evil even though they heat homes, produce steel, and move our economy by cars, trucks, trains, and planes. There are the very rare black pearls.

Let’s not forget the “little black dress.”

Of course, being “in the black” is good. But there are still racist overtones since being “in the red” is bad, and we all know that “red” refers to “Redskins,” and that’s also racist. There is no escape from racism since everything turns on race. That’s the way it is today.

If everything is about race, and there is no escaping it, how do young blacks ever escape the racial vortex? Many blacks do, because for them, it’s not all about race.

The following list is from http://everythingisracism.com/ (with two additions of my own).

A

Academic freedom, Adam Sandler films, Adopting black children, Air, Aladdin, All you can eat taco bars, Aloof, American Girl, American flag, Amnesty, Angry, Arab face/white belly dancers, Arresting international gun runners, Avatar

Read more: “Are White Boards and Black Fridays Racist?”

B

Babies, Banning Baggy Pants, Banning hoodies, Beards, Being against minimum wage increase, Being against ObamaCare, Being anti-union, Being white, Being white, Benghazi investigation, Bitcoin, Black dogs, Body Mass Index, Boehner, John, Black hole, Black-on-white rape, Border security, Breaking Bad, Brown bag lunch, Bugger

C

Calling a jerk a jerk, Calling a spade a spade, Capitalism, Carp, Changing election days/times, Charter schools, Chicago, Chicago Blackhawks, Chinese Fire Drill, Christians, Christianity, Cleveland Indians, Climate change, Clint Eastwood’s chair​, Clinton, Bill (opposition to), Coachella Valley Arabs, Coconut bras, Colbert (Stephen), College transcripts, Colorblindness, The Constitution, Country music, Crime, Crossing your arms, Cruz (Ted), Cutting off a mic

D

Death penalty, Democrats, Descartes, Democracy, Discussing war on Christmas, Dogs, Duck Dynasty, Dumbo, Dylan (Bob)

E

Ears, Ecstasy, Emojis, Ending racism, The Enlightenment, Entitlement society, Expensive vacations, Experience

F

Fantasia, Fat, FBI rat, Fewer black Major League Baseball players, Fingernails, Firefighter tests, Flower Drum Song, Food stamps, Founding Fathers, Fox News, Fracking

G

Game of Thrones, Getting food poisoning at an ethnic restaurant, Global warming, Golf, Google, Government shutdown, Grass skirts, Gummy Bears, Guns, Gun owners, Gun rights, Gyp

H

Harvard Business School, Hashtags, Hello kitty video, Hiring a hit man, Hump day, Hurricane during a political convention, Hussein

I

I Blame Myself video, Ice cream trucks, Impeaching a corrupt bureaucrat, Impeachment, Improving a neighborhood, Improving failed schools, Incompetent, Insulting drug dealers, Intelligence, Interracial marriage, Internal Revenue Service

J

Job performance reviews, The Jungle Book

K

Kaling (Mindy), Kicking a door, The King & I, Kitchen Cabinet

L

Lack of black Oscar winners, Lackadaisical, Lady and the Tramp, Law & Order, Lazy​​, Lesbians,​Liar, The Little Mermaid, The Lone Ranger, Lord of the Rings, Lorde, Los Angeles police dogs, Losing a union vote, Low information voters

M

Master bedroom, Marijuana laws, Military haircuts

N

Nabbing corrupt politicians, The national debt, The national debt (again),The NBA, Nigerian email scammers, Not expanding Medicaid, Not liking tacos, Not liking Washington DC, Not visiting a mosque, Nullification

O

Obama (yes, Obama), Obama’s declining popularity, Old men, Only dating people of your own race, Opposing big government, Opposing Bill Clinton, Opposing Common Core, Opposing gay marriage, Opposing immigration reform, Opposing Medicare reform

P

Paddy wagon, Palin (Sarah), Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, Peanut gallery, Perry (Rick), Peter Pan, Phiesta, Phi Gamma, Photography, Picnic, Pocahontas, Play on words, Pollution, Pre-school, President Obama, Private schools, Privileged, Professor, Prosecuting a black abortionist, Pro-Life, Punctuation/spelling/grammar, Punishing an organization that repeatedly violates university rules

Q

Questioning a black person’s genius

R

Race neutral college admission policies, Radio talk show hosts, Reading, Reagan (Ronald), Recognizing Israel, Republicans, Rescheduling elections, Romney (Mitt), Romney voters​​​​

S

Santa Claus, School mascots, Scrutinizing Obama, Self-defense, Selfies, Siouxper drunk, Showboat, Shuck and jive, Sick days, Silicon Valley, Snow, Someone else’s money, Stating a crime suspect’s race, Star Trek, States rights, Superhero movies, Supreme Court, Surviving a concentration camp, Sushi chef Halloween costume, Swan

T

Take back our country, Taking jobs from Americans, Teacher tenure, The Tea Party, The terms “black” and “white,” The Village People, Thomas (Clarence),Thoroughly Modern Milly, Thug Twain (Mark)

U

The word ugly, Unemployment benefits (not extending), University of Utah fight song, Union bosses, Unqualified, Uppity, Urban

V

Venture capital, Video games, Voter ID laws

W

War on drugs, Washington Redskins, Welfare, Welfare queen, White Christmas, White Jesus, Winning 50% of the vote, Workfare instead of welfare

Y

You didn’t build that, You lie, You people

Z

Zero tolerance rules that impact black students, Zionism