1.    All it needs is an “A” as in D.O.A.—Dead on Arrival

2.    Dems circling the wagons around Obama.

3.    It makes a great bull’s eye for political target practice if Republicans can learn to shoot straight.

4.    “D’oh!” I voted for Obama!

5.    The grade Obama gets for the “summer of recovery,” but  you’ll need to add a minus.

6.    Debt as far as the eye can see.

7.    Over Dosed on the Democrats.

8.    Dodging Taxes

9.    Dead People Voting

10.  Democrat. “Nuff said!”