Mozilla Dumps CEO Because He Donated $1000 to Proposition 8

How is it possible that less than 2% of the population can wield such power? As expected, Mozilla Chief Executive Brendan Eich has stepped down. What did he do that was so evil? Did he murder someone? Did he molest a child? Does he have a Swastika tattooed on his forearm?

Get ready for it. What he did is so awful that you will turn away in disgust:

“Eich donated $1,000 in 2008 in support of California’s Proposition 8, which banned gay marriage in the state until it was struck down by the Supreme Court in June.”

Horror! Can you ever imagine such a thing? He should be shot for such a crime, along with billions of other people around the world who believe like he does!

Just to remind you, a majority of California voters agreed with Eich’s position on same-sex marriage. It took a homosexual judge and eventually a majority of highly educated Supreme Court justices to overturn the rational will of the people.

It doesn’t matter what Mr. Eich has done in the past to make the world better for millions of people. He blasphemed. He committed heresy of the first order. The homosexual Taliban went on their rampage. If they could, they would have beheaded him in the closest public square and broadcast it on Youtube for the whole world to see what happens to anyone who opposes the Gaystapo.

His $1000 donation to support marriage between a man and a woman (the only marriage there is) was an act of high treason against the liberal religion of same-sex sexuality. It had to be punished even though Brendan Eich . . . “has made a profound contribution to the Web and to the entire world.”

It wouldn’t have mattered if had found a cure for cancer. He had to be destroyed.

“While gay activists applauded the move, many in the technology community lamented the departure of Eich, who invented the programming language Javascript and co-founded Mozilla.”

Can Mr. Eich sue because of what was done to him? Of course not, since homosexuals are a protected class like bald eagles, snail darters, and salmon eggs.

So what should Mr. Eich do? Get even.

If he’s as talented as his colleagues say he is (who apparently haven’t stood up for him against the Gaystapo), then he needs to raise some venture capital and develop a new programming language and search engine that blows the doors off anything that’s out there.

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